40 Hilarious Animal Dad Jokes
1. What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador!
2. Why don't elephants use computers?
Because they're afraid of the mouse!
3. What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog!
4. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
6. Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
7. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
Kitty Purry!
8. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
9. Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baa-hamas!
10. Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
11. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
12. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
13. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
14. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
15. What do cows read the most?
Cattle-ogs!
16. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee!
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
18. Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
19. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
20. What kind of key opens a banana?
A mon-key!
21. Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale!
22. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
23. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
24. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!
25. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
26. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
27. What do you call a dinosaur that is noisy when sleeping?
A Tyranno-snorus!
28. What kind of math do owls like?
Owl-gebra!
29. Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
30. What do you call a dog magician?
A hound-ini!
31. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor!
32. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
33. What do you call an owl that does tricks?
Who-dini!
34. How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
35. What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that runs really fast, but cheats on tests!
36. What do you call a farm animal that never stops talking?
A yak!
37. Why was the caterpillar late?
It took a long time to put on all its shoes!
38. What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
39. What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
40. What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!